A while back my Lead Pastor, Worship Pastor and I were talking about misheard Lyrics. As friends, we busted up laughing. There are so many songs out there that it is easy to mishear some, and when you do it can be funny.

So I want to share with you my a list of 10 misheard lyrics that I think are super funny!

10. Starship – We Built This City
    Misheard lyrics: We built this city, We built this city on sausage rolls
    Actual lyrics: “We built this city, we built this city on rock an’ roll”
9. Queen – We Will Rock You
   Misheard lyrics: “Kicking your cat all over the place”
   Actual lyrics: “Kicking your can all over the place.”
8. Cutting Crew – I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
   Misheard lyrics: “I just died in your barn tonight, mustard no mayonnaise instead”
   Actual lyrics: “I just died in your arms tonight, It must have been something you said”
7. Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart
   Misheard lyrics: “Nothing I can say, I’m totally blitzed by a fart”
   Actual lyrics: “Nothing I can say, A total eclipse of the heart”
6. Journey – Don’t Stop Believin’
   Misheard lyrics: “Working hard to get my meal. Everybody wants a grill”
   Actual lyrics: “Working hard to get my fill. Everybody wants a thrill”
5. Bon Jovi – Living On A Prayer
   Misheard lyrics: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”
   Actual lyrics: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not”
4. Elton John – Tiny Dancer
   Misheard lyrics: “Hold me closer, Tony Danza”
   Actual lyric: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer”
3. OutKast – Hey Ya
   Misheard lyrics: “Shake it, shake it, shake it like a polar bear ninja”
   Actual lyrics: “Shake it, Shake it, Shake it like a Polaroid picture”
2. Guns N Roses – Knocking on Heaven’s Door
   Misheard Lyrics: “Mama, put my gum on the ground, I can’t chew it anymore”
   Actual Lyrics: “Mama, put my guns in the ground, I can’t shoot them anymore”

And my number one is….

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